A Tribute to a World-Class
Princess
A Tribute to a World-Class
Princess
The September 5th '97 issue of the E-SIG News carried this Tribute to Diana, Princess of Wales, and the world's leading proponent of colon health. We greatly admired Diana's courage and warmth, and asked the E-SIG if they would allow me to mirror their article here. They graciously consented.
Beth
Even though Princess Diana Spencer Windsor was a world renown champion of the needy and abused, a tireless campaigner, and a fine human being, many of you may be on overload. The media, which many believe helped bring about her untimely death with their relentless pursuit of her, has now turned their full force on glorifying her posthumously. Still, she was, along with all her other titles, the worlds foremost celebrity to publicly proclaim the value of colonic therapy. Therefore, despite the past week of clamor, we cannot let her passing go unheralded in this newsletter.
The tabloid press, so prominent in hounding her literally to death, was also responsible for breaking the news that she took several trips weekly to a famous London colonic clinic. Here's a quote of the story that broke in The GLOBE......Vol. 40- No.22 June 1, 1993
Di Cures ALL Her Ills with Weird Water Therapy"She has her bowels washed out with 12 gallons of water 3 times a week. Now she's free from: tiredness, anorexia, headaches, allergies, depression, candida. PRINCESS DI'S bizarre secret to health, a slim figure and glowing beauty is giving her body the Royal Flush!
Three times a week, the 31 year-old princess goes to London's prestigious Hale Clinic for colonic irrigation - a super enema treatment that scrubs her bowels out with 12 gallons of water.
"She swears by the process," reveals one of Di's closest confidantes. "She says that it pumps up her energy and keeps her looking young. She even credits the enema treatment with curing her fatigue, allergies, depression, infections, migraines - and bulimia!"
"For years I've been trying to bury my troubles under mountains of food," she confessed to me. "But after I binge, I worry about my figure. And I make myself throw up. It's a terrible vicious compulsion. But now that I'm getting regular colonics, I don't worry so much about what I eat. I know all the excess food will be washed away, along with the poisons that cause my terrible headaches. My migraines are caused by food allergies, and I haven't had one since I started the treatments."
Each time she visits the Hale Clinic for her $75 session, Di is placed on a couch and modestly covered. Distilled water is then pumped into her colon through a tube connected to a large stainless steel pump apparatus. The water is body temperature and washes out years of collected fecal matter, mucous and built-up poisons. The whole process is over in 40 minutes and is capped by a cup of special acidophilus tea, which restores "good bacteria" to the system.
"I can actually feel the toxins being flushed out of my system while I'm on the table," Di bubbled to her pal. "It's surprisingly pleasurable and comforting. It makes me feel brand new and pure. The treatments put the color back in my cheeks and a new bounce in my step. And I don't get infections anymore - I used to suffer from candida, a fungus infection that gave me chronic sore throats. They're gone for good thanks to my enemas!"
Although Di was convinced the treatments are a miraculous cure-all, pals say the rest of the royals are horrified by Di's quirky health kick. Charles is appalled that his estranged wife and a member of the royal household would subject herself to this quackery." says one insider. "And he certainly doesn't want her to put their two sons through the same kind of thing. The Queen thinks the treatments are distasteful and disgusting, too. But Diana refused to listen."
Since that story broke, numerous papers and journals around the world have followed up on it. This is not just a wild claim from a tabloid. It is a well documented fact about Di's life. Diana was a remarkable woman to have stood so calmly and defiantly in the face of this revelation. It should give pause to some of us, who, while considering ourselves brave and self directed, do everything humanly possible to hide our belief in enemas from our fellow human beings. Di was as visible and as warm a spokesperson as we could have wished for. It is true that both Marilyn Monroe and Mae West used enemas regularly for tummy control. Both were talented, beautiful and well liked. Their endorsement of colon cleansing must have had some influence on women of their day. But I can think of no other public figure who had the personal charm and grace of Diana, Princess of Wales.
We are just one of the special interest groups that mourn Diana's passing. With us stand the millions wounded, maimed and crippled by land mines. Diana has done more to publicize their plight and move the world toward banning such indiscriminate killers than perhaps anyone else. For that work, she deserves the Nobel Peace prize. For proudly visiting an aids hospice and shaking ungloved hands with dying men and women she deserves not the ridicule heaped on her by the cold-hearted House of Windsor, but the warm affection of all people who care when their fellow man suffers and dies.
As her body was laid to rest, there were untold millions around this planet joined at the soul by their love for this warm, giving woman. She will be sorely missed. May the good that lived in her spread and infect the hearts of us as we mourn. I am certain she will feel that, if that happens, her brief time on earth was not spent in vain pursuits.
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